Well, I had Adam tweet me to ask me all about summer pasties.
Yeah, this was a response from the Adam he knew at school. It was basically a one-liner, with no actual response, but I didn’t want to get a tweet from him unless he felt like he could answer.
A tweet is basically a response without any content, so it’s almost like a form letter to a friend. But Adam is an actual person, so it was probably his choice to tweet the question.
This is one of those situations where I hope Adam is just being a good guy and telling the truth. It would be weird for someone to ask me what a summer pastie is, but I’m sure he’s not doing it just because he’s a dick. Maybe he’s just annoyed that he’s not getting that email from his high school friend. I’m sure he isn’t doing it just to get a freebie from me. It’s just something I hear about all the time.
The question is, how do you ask someone what a summer pastie is? You don’t. The only time you’ll ever see a summer pastie from Adam is if you are at a family function and Adam is giving his mom a present.
Well first of all, Adam does have a family function. He is in high school and his brother has invited him to join them for dinner and a movie. And the movie is at least worth seeing. The pasties are actually the appetizers, not the main course. The main course is a dish of spaghetti and meatballs, or rather a dish of spaghetti and meatballs in a sauce with meatballs baked into the pasties.
And then there was the time when Adam was at a family function and his brother was giving him a present of a present. He put a present box in the box of a present and the box went all to hell.
The present is a present made of a present. The present box is a present made of a present box. The present itself is a present made of a present. The present is a present made of a present.
This is a video game that is supposed to teach children about human rights. It has no moral content whatsoever. The game is completely unadorned and unapologetic about its violence.
This is an advertisement for the game Deathloop. It would’ve been completely appropriate if it was an advertisement for a porn video like some of the others that have been posted in the past few months.
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